You wouldn't jump off a cliff would you?

I was made to sit on a shelf and be adorable.

I lasted nine minutes… sitting on a shelf.

Still adorable though.

I'm an adventurer. I take risks. I put everything on red.

I see a monster truck and I buy it on the spot because it's EpiC!

Did I go into debt? Sure. Do I care? I have a monster truck now.

Technically I 'had' a monster truck.

Now it's at the bottom of a canyon.

Worth it.

Am I the most chaotic, most adorable, most funny being in the known universe?

I would say yes. I can't — I don't talk.

'So how did you type this?' I can hear you thinking.

I typed it…